Lyon Sales Roar to Life

Story filed by W. Tippin

Willians scrambled to buy up Will Worlds limited supplies of Lyons this past cycle.  Although some customers were put off by the somewhat high price of $2.20 per Lyon, others were thrilled to simply get a change to buy one.

Weyland-Yutani, the mysterious multi-national conglomerate, was pleased with their first foray into the Lyon market.  “We sold out almost immediately,” claims one company representative.  “We hope to continue to meet the needs of the citizens of Will World.”

Many hopeful customers left stores disappointed including this reporter.  Perhaps local businesses will finally recognize a successful product and ramp up production.


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