DunderMifflin Apologizes, Pledges to Save the Geese

For Immediate Release

DunderMifflin would like to apologize for the horrific death of the flock of migrating geese.  While nothing we can do can restore these beautiful creatures to life, we will do what we can for other geese in Will World.

We have started a fund to purchase nearby parkland that has been abandoned due to pollution and restore it to it’s natural beauty and create a preserve for wild life.

We encourage all Willians to donate to our cause and help create a better future for the geese of Will World.

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